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EL BAGUETO

the bread war has begun. sound on recommended.

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CLASSIFIED · DAY 1 OF THE BREAD WAR

ELBAGUETO

smol gato. big baguette. bigger war.

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WAR DIARY · RECOVERED FROM A BAKERY

how a smol gato
started the bread war

● REC
01

they took the last baguette

one sad morning, the boulangerie ran out. every baguette in paris, gone. except one. it was in the paws of a very smol gato.

"non. this one is mine."

● REC
02

the barricade speech

he climbed a wall of bread crates and café chairs. he did not say much. he is a cat. but every kitten in the city heard him.

"mes amis. for the bread!"

● REC
03

the great charge

ten thousand kittens. ten thousand baguettes. zero plan. the avenue has never seen so much flour.

"chaaarge! ...meow."

● REC
04

the standoff

forty riot cops. one gato. he stood very still. they stood very still. somebody dropped a croissant.

"i am smol. but my baguette is big."

● REC
05

bread artillery

the kitten engineers built a catapult in one night. ammunition: day-old baguettes. range: all of paris.

"fire ze baguettes!"

● REC
06

the baguette tank

nobody knows where he got a tank. nobody asks. the cannon is a baguette. it goes brrr anyway.

"bagueto tank go brrr."

● REC
07

the trenches

sandbags made of sourdough. tiny helmets. long nights. every gato in the trench held one thing: the line. and a baguette.

"send... more... bread."

● REC
08

vive la baguette

at sunrise the city was theirs. flour fell like snow. the smol gato was lifted up by ten thousand paws. he still did not share his baguette.

"vive la baguette!"

OFFICIAL TRAILER · RATED B FOR BREAD

the bread war

WANTED

El Bagueto wanted poster

"EL BAGUETO"

  • armed with one (1) baguette
  • starting a riot with no plan
  • being too smol to arrest
  • refusing to share

REWARD: $BAGUETO

INTEL REPORT

why the gato wins

smolmost popular sad kitten face on the internet. everyone knows him.
baguetteone meme, one weapon. easy to get. easy to shill.
riotthe bread war never ends. it only gets more kittens.
cultput the gato in ur pfp. pick up a baguette. join the riot.

FORM 7B · ENLISTMENT

enlist in the bread army

  1. 01

    get phantom

    download phantom wallet. this is ur barracks.

  2. 02

    load sol

    buy SOL and send it to phantom. this is ur ammo.

  3. 03

    go to pump.fun

    paste the CA below. connect ur wallet.

  4. 04

    buy $BAGUETO

    swap SOL for $BAGUETO. welcome to the front line, soldat.

AMMO CRATE · CONTRACT ADDRESS coming soon COPY
copied. reload ur baguette.